I got a long term plan with short term fixes

quomododragon:
quomododragon:
So one of our new vocabulary words is “malus”, meaning “bad”, and I asked my students if they could think of any English derivatives, telling them that just about any English word that begins with M-A-L is going to mean something “bad”.
I’m expecting stuff like: malice, malcontent, malnourished, or even malware or Maleficent.
Instead I get this one girl in the back of the room say “male” with the most dead-eyed expression.
This has the same energy as two years ago when another student said she remembered “vir” meant “man” because “it looks like virus, and men are a virus”.
One of my Latin students, whenever I’d ask if they wanted a couple extra minutes to review before a test, would always say, “No, we die like men.” And so finally I asked her why it was always ‘like men’. She said, “We die like men, unprepared and useless.”

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Nov 21, 2018

bayliey:

trufflesmushroom:
wally-jo:
oh my god

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Nov 21, 2018

imthatbinch:

bowlingshirtbellas:
follow-ur-heart-till-it-bleeds:
honestly if a vampire ever “sparkled” in public no ones going to think they’re not human. they’re just gonna be like “damn that’s a lot of body glitter. man look at you being you, right on. you do you boo, freedom of expression.”
Vampires can go out in the sun now thanks to fenty body lava
It’s the diamond bomb sweaty, 38$

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Nov 21, 2018

editshymns:

perfect // divide by ed sheeran

Nov 21, 2018

coltre:

there’s some kind of magic feeling about cities at night I can’t explain with words

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Nov 21, 2018

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Nov 20, 2018

grandenoirceur:

thealmightyprincess:
literally-a-piece-of-trash:
mazarin221b:
berlynn-wohl:
heredayembracesnight:
knitmeapony:
Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.
Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.
You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.
Do yourselves a favour and go watch this show
Gen Xer who grew up on reruns of this show. I can attest at the awesomeness of MASH. Check it out kids.

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Nov 20, 2018

castillos-co:

This is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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Nov 20, 2018

jover2013:

de-smol-violinist:
nurse-peach:
an icon.
“I don’t care if you die tomorrow, Brittany.”
“..but I am jealous you trapped a man.”

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Nov 19, 2018

heathyr:

josieandthepussycatsofficial:
I forgot my iPad was connected to my Bluetooth speaker in the other room so when I played this video I hear “BLEAGHHHHHHH” come from one room over which made almost fuckin SHIT myself

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Oct 25, 2018